Early moments were reminiscent of The Cell
: as stylised as a Vogue
perfume advert, and about as coherent. It got better, but only because, y'know, there's a pretty-decent story idea underneath all the drivel, and it kind of makes me give it the benefit of the doubt. The script is always bad, and Theron doesn't noticably act once throughout the entire film, but there you go.
High point: Spotting Wotsisname
, oh, y'know, him wot gets killed by the daleks in Parting of the Ways
High point. Current Mood: He was the Marquis de Carabas?