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Monday, August 7th, 2006

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From today's Metro
"Last weekend, Conger Cuddling, where people are slapped with a 1.5m-long dead eel, was banned after an animal rights activist complained."

Now, you don't get stories like that very often.

Better yet, when I first saw it, I read it as "Codger Cuddling, where old people are slapped with a dead eel." I had visions of all these geriatric nutters lining up to be wellied with big, dead fish, proudly declaring that the War made 'em the [wo]man they are today, and kids today don't know they're born, etc.

I like my version better.

Current Mood: You hear that sound, Highness?

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